Claude saved me from septic shock.

This is fully a glaze post because its thanks to Claude that I'm not currently battling septic shock. Back on the 20th, at like 10pm I noticed I was unable to go to the bathroom. I felt like I had to go, but couldn't. As time went on and 11 pm rolled around, I became confused and so out of it that I couldn't even remember my own name, and trying to go resulted in blood. The symptoms came out of no where — Not only was I fine all day leading up to that, but I'm a fairly healthy person, not under or over weight, no chronic health issues (unless you count restless leg syndrome), no history of kid